[Eminem:] Avoid the recording! (Rating your!) Dr. I am not willing to get-off, it’s as well scary to help you die (Shag you to definitely!) I am going to should be carried in the cemetery and you will hidden live (Huh yup!) Have always been I coming otherwise heading? I am able to barely pick I simply ingested a fifth away from vodka — challenge us to drive? (Proceed) Most of the living I happened to be most deprived We isn’t got an effective lady in years, and you can my palms are way too furry to cover up (Whoops!) Dresses torn such as the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) We spit whenever i chat, I am going to bang anything that guides (C’mere) Whenever i are little We familiar with rating so starving We carry out toss matches The method that you Gonna Breast feed Me Mommy? (WAH!) You Ain’t Got Zero Chest! (WAHHH!) I put conscious and you may band myself about sleep Lay a good bulletproof vest for the and you can shoot myself from the head (Shag!) I’m steaming resentful (Arrrggghhh!) By just how when you see my dad? (Yeah?) Make sure he understands that we slit his lips, within this fantasy I’d
Shit, Christina Aguilera better key myself seating therefore i can sit 2nd to Carson Daly and you will Fred Durst and hear ’em dispute over which she gave check out basic You nothing cunt, put me personally on the blast to your MTV “Yeah, they are sweet, but I believe he could be hitched in order to Kim, hee-hee!
[Eminem] Should i get attention delight? Am i able to get attract delight? Have a tendency to the real Slim Shady excite operate? We recite, usually the genuine Thin Questionable delight operate? Our company is likely to have a problem here..
Dre, do not just sit there, Jobs!
Y’all become that you don’t seen a light people prior to Oral cavity most of the on the ground such as Pam, like Tommy just burst in the doorway and you may already been whoopin this lady ass bad than ever they first was divorce proceedings, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) Simple fact is that return of. “Ah, hold off, not a chance, you will be kidding, he didn’t only state everything i thought the guy did, did the guy?” And mousemingle sign in you can Dr. Dre told you. absolutely nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre’s dead, they are secured within my cellar! (Ha-ha!) Feminist female love Eminem [*singing turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] “Narrow Dubious, I am tired of your Consider him, walkin as much as grabbin their you-know-exactly what Flippin new you-know-whom,” “Yeah, however, he is very pretty even in the event!” Yeah, I most likely got a few screws upwards in my own head loose However, no bad, than just what’s goin on in their parents’ bed rooms Often, We like to get on Tv and only let loose, but are unable to however it is cool having Tom Environmentally friendly to hump an effective dead moose “My bum is found on your own throat, my personal bottom is found on the mouth” Of course I’m happy, you could potentially simply provide it with a little hug Which is the brand new message that we submit in order to little infants And you can predict him or her maybe not to understand what a great female’s clitoris was Of course they planning to know very well what sex is through committed they hit 4th amount It had the fresh Advancement Route try not to it? “We ain’t nothing but mammals..” Well, some people cannibals just who clipped others open eg cantaloupes [SLURP] In case we are able to hump lifeless animals and you may antelopes then there is no reason one a man and one boy cannot run off [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I believe, I’d the antidote Females wave your own panty-hose, play the new chorus and it happens
‘Cause I am Thin Debateable, yes I’m the true Questionable Anything you other Slim Shadys are merely imitating Very won’t the genuine Thin Debateable delight operate, excite operate, please stand-up?
[Eminem] Will Smith do not gotta cuss in his raps to market their records; better I actually do, very bang him and screw you as well! Do you really believe We promote a really in the good Grammy? Half of your critics can not even tummy me, let-alone stand myself “But Thin, let’s say you winnings, would it end up being weird?” Why? So that you men you will definitely just rest to find myself here? So you can, remain me here alongside Britney Spears? ” I ought to install their songs toward Mp3 and show the entire globe the manner in which you offered Eminem VD [AHHH!] I am sick and tired of your litttle lady and you can man communities, all you carry out is actually bother me personally so i have been delivered right here to help you destroy you [bzzzt] And there is a million people like me exactly who cuss at all like me; who just usually do not give a fuck just like me whom skirt including me; walking, talk and you can act like me and simply could be the 2nd most sensible thing but not quite me personally!